I appreciate Calum’s penis as much as the next female, but let’s think for a moment. We see a naked bare dick and applaud, but we see a woman cut her hair and twerk and we shit our pants….
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day